#FFFFFF….Whatever, It’s Friday!

by The Mayor!

Hi, my name is Tracy & I’m a Crackbook addict….& apparently I have also become a frikkin’ Twit….go figure! Oddly, I’ve come to prefer Twitter at times…quick, to the point tweets, back & forth for a few minutes, walk away. Facebook is far more time consuming & personal, neither of which I’m very inclined towards! I just don’t have the attention sp….Oh look, a Blue Birdie…look to the right, look back at me…that I followed to Twitter, which, compared to Facebook, moves as quickly as I do, from one thing to another, one tweep to another….& I like that! This week was particularly frantic, going right back to last Friday, when @BrandonSheley & I discussed the merits of the #FF activity, given how mind numbingly annoying it becomes to have your stream full of @ mentions for 24hrs. straight. He happened to LOVE this idea, originally gleaned from @ChrisBrogan….because he’s a very smart man! Then @BOREDmommy tweeted from right up the road from me, in town for the #ShutUpLaunch, & we shared a guffaw over the disgusting eating habits of the #FingerLickin’Family sharing the bucket of chicken at the train station #Yum. I told her she must be on the #wrongsideofthetracks…. @momgosomething jumped in & we commiserated about missing out on this event being held in our own city! @twoboysandme had a tussle with my Mr. Linky…she lost….#blamethebooze. But since she seemed to be having such fun, I decided to jump in on the #wineparty with @mmdrama, hosted by @blogdangerously, which of course, had us #drinkingandtwittering. @twittermoms, @candiestaken, & @FarrahJPhoenix all sent me some #FF love, & many of us helped to spread the word for #MissionMonkey, spearheaded by Ian @theDDoR to raise funds for Monkey & her family as they battle neuroblastoma. This was especially important to me as we counted our own blessings on Mother’s Day, which included lovely wishes from @GingerSpiker & a giggle over #thelittlethings with @CocktailDeeva.

As the week marched on, it was time for #Glee! @MamaLibra managed to create an entire Wordless Wednesday post from one of my tweets….OMG, Finn is ROCKIN’ Jesse’s Girl! #Glee…..she admits to not being a huge Glee fan, rather a drooling, screaming, sobbing mess of a Rick Springfield fan! And who can blame her??!! Certainly not @shaunadnauseam & @CTMayor, as we shot photo links back & forth to each other! But I was suitably chastised by @specialsauceith to #respectyourwestcoastpeeps….it wasn’t on yet in her neck of the woods, & we were filling her stream with #Spoilers! The #Glee talk carried on to the next morning as @theveganbitch agreed that Finn had totally rocked it, even though Finn doesn’t really #ringherbell. @TheRyansWell gave me a nice shout out for helping spread the word for their amazing cause, & I’m thrilled that our school raised a tidy sum for such a great charity. Then the sh** hit the fan when @feministbreeder, @thedrinkguy, myself, & many others on GoDaddy got #totallyscrewed by a nasty virus crashing our sites. Thanks to the #sheerawesomeness of @starrymom, who jumped right in to help us out, & the amazing tech support of @MATagent, I was back online in 12 hours….& THEN, well, #CheckItTweeps, @TweetingMama & @Shaunadnauseam totally proved themselves as #mybitches when they got on the Crazy Train & helped spread the word that I was back in business! These ladies are #TheRealDealBaby! Of course, all us Canadian Twits, including @themombshell cheered on The Habs in game #7, & just today, @TheNextMartha, @mmdrama, & @themombshell all sent their support my way over one of those Mom things we worry ourselves sick about before we even know if there’s a reason to worry! And as I partook in my one & only hour of TV each week that I #absofrikkinlutely NEVER miss, @Shaunadnauseam attempted to talk me down while I frantically tweeted #Supernatural for an hour straight, babbling a bunch of #CrazyTalk about God & Impalas & #TheEndIsNow….she finally just offered me a #valium. But we did trend 3rd worldwide….’cause Sam & Dean kick ass! Admittedly though, the highlight of my week was when I recieved an e-mail today from @Schmutzie informing me I had been nominated for the 2010 Canadian Weblog Awards…#TotallySweet! And THIS post just proved my mad skills, being able to spin a yarn in complete Twitter-ese! So go now dammit, click & follow each & every one of these Tweeps….’cause I’m The Mayor & I said so…remember, you’re in MY town now! Kay, wait ’til you’ve gotten your giggle, THEN go….this weeks Friday Funny was inspired by The Empress….look to the right, look back at me….she’s over there, with the fancy schmanc’ Camelot button…..she posted a ridiculously funny ”car commercial”, that I have asked her to come link up today. It reminded me of one I have tucked away under my Media Tab, that still causes me to ROTFLMFAO! And I figured, since I posted it way back at the beginning of Crazy Town, chances are many of you never had a chance to see it….& you should….’cause I said so….

Mom My Ride!

NOW you can go…..look up, look back at me….all those Tweeps up there are your way out of Crazy Town! So link up your funny…look down, look back at me….with Mr. Linky, & start clicking on all those Twits above & Funny links below! Happy frikkin’ Friday #FFFFFF & all that crap! And please excuse my blantant theft of the Old Spice line throughout….not that I care what you think! Of course, I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank Terry once again for her visit yesterday….she was a big hit! Up next for May Mayhem, you know her, you love her, you hope to never live next door to her & have to see her eat popcorn off of her boob….it’s The Mombshell! Coming soon to Crazy Town….though I’m fairly certain she was actually born here, & one of these days I may have to pound the snot out of her & get her to fess up to it, for thinking she could escape her true heritage….but I may have to back down from the fight if she threatens to chuck boob popcorn at me. Cheers to the weekend!

Signed,

The Mayor!