The Mayor Comes Out Of The Closet!!

…in her finest $10 bargain of the century clearance rack dress to attend the Mom Sexy prom 2010!…my FIRST PROM EVER!

The Mayor: Unveiled….

That’s right people, the planets have aligned, the tea leaves have been read, & the Magic Eight Ball has proclaimed, “All signs point to yes!”. The Mayor is stepping out, in all her glory, to finally put a face to the name. This has all come about rather sudden like, but who am I to ignore the Magic Eight Ball??!! Earlier this week, I caught wind of a prom…a “Mom Prom”. Being held by The Mommyologist, best frikkin’ idea ever, giving Moms a chance to bring their sexy back (yeah!), & being attended by crazy moms, sexy moms, & trash talkin’ moms. Frankly, I got ‘em all covered! I had my reasons for keeping The Mayor under wraps all this time, though if you’ve paid attention you might be aware of the fact that there IS a picture of me, in my bikini in a hot tub no less, hidden away in a very early post. I really had no need to throw myself under the spotlight, it was all about the writing here in Crazy Town. I also wasn’t sure, in the beginning, how I felt about splashing myself all over the internet. Besides, no word of a lie, bitches be hatin’ when confronted by a woman with 4 kids who is lucky enough to be 100 pounds soaking wet. I’d prefer you hate me for being an opinionated, judgemental beeyotch. However, having grown comfortable with this forum, & becoming a part of such a fabulous community, I am inclined to loosen up a bit. I have yet to hear any of you write horror stories about cyber stalking or creepy dudes harrassing you or your kids for having posted photos. So when word spread of a PROM, & the guest list grew to include all those chickies I’ve been dying to get hammered & dance on tables with, I knew the time had come. The tea leaves told me so. And the signs KEPT comin’! This awesome chick, Rockin Mommi, presented me The Sugar Doll Award this week. Seriously?? Sugar Doll goes to the Prom?? And the rules are to “reveal” something about yourself?? C’mon! Totally a sign! On top of that, I am celebrating 2 milestones here in Crazy Town…my 150^th post, & 6 months online. And thus the planets were aligned. So here I am, in all my Prom glory, just frikkin’ happy to have a chance to wear my fabulous Montreal dress…& more importantly, my strappy silver heels! Since my typical attire is…well, frumpy Mom stuff!

The competition is fierce, but with 3 daughters in my house, I have no need for another crown. I just couldn’t pass up such a unique way to finally come out of the closet…wearing the nicest thing I had shoved in there…so Sexy Mommy will be choosing the final nominees after today, & voting will take place from there. CB & I just may be jumping each other in the parking lot, trying to whittle down the competition a bit. Bitch better not rip my dress, my daughter wants to wear it to HER Prom some day! By the way Ash, that dress I’m wearing? Size 0…definitely a size…my size! For the benefit of dude with the weird frikkin’ vlog question! As for me, I’m a Canadian girl, “prom” is not a turn of phrase much used here. WE had a Grade 12 formal…same diff, limos, fancy hotel ballroom, corsages, blah blah blah. Did I attend? Yep. Hell, I was a cheerleader, it was THE totally whalin’ place to be! Did I go stag? Yep. Dumb teenaged girl that I was, I spent 3 years dating someone SEVEN years older than me…& there was no way in hell he was escorting me to a high school dance…jackass…too cool for school. But me & my girls had a limo, we had the champagne, & the table dancing involved a really frikkin’ drunk dude named Nelson who stripped down to his tighty whities before being jumped by the teachers & hauled out by his ear. Good times!

Well, there it is…The Mayor, finally. Cute right?? I know! But seriously, don’t be hatin’, most days I really DO look like the now famous image of The Mayor of Crazy Town that you all know & love!! SO get your asses over there & crash the Prom, cause I’m sooo spikin’ the punch dudes! The more the merrier baby! Besides, if I DO make the cut, I may need ya to go vote for me for Prom Queen! Not that I give a crap about that sorta girlie sh**! But just in case…

Signed,

The Mayor!

*Yes, the Friday Funny linky is still open & running for the rest of the day! I was on a deadline for the whole Prom thing, but be sure to visit it, right there, just below us! And a special thanks to my “photographer” today, my oldest girl, for deciding Mommy needed to do this & she was going to help get ‘er done, despite the looming deadline! Of the 65 photos she snapped off in the ten minutes I had between making dinner & running 2 kids to 2 different parties, this was the best I pulled out LOL…bless her little heart, she did great, despite the fact I had to sit for most of them for her to get me in the frame properly! Thanks Bunny!

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