@$#*%! Friday! (Canadian, Eh!)

by The Mayor!

Shut up, I know it’s not Friday yet, whaddya take me for?! But it IS a long weekend for most North Americans, & even though I’d like to say I did this solely for The Empress ’cause I’m just that frikkin’ giving, (bite me), that’s not the case. My mother recently shared this video with me, & I knew immediately I had to throw it up on July 1st, in celebration of Canada Day…handily enough, it also worked out great for me to join in the Canada Day Blog Party & connect with even more crazy Canucks. Yeah, that’s right, 2 posts in a row dudes, ya got an issue with national pride??!! And since I’m The Mayor, I made the executive decision to use it as my @$#*%! Friday! as well, even if it is Thursday…shut it, I can do whatever the hell I want in Crazy Town. Besides, selfish bitch that I am, I’d actually prefer to spend my holiday drinking myself under the table rather than blogging…or worse, blogging while drinking under the table. Which is like drunk texting everyone on the planet all in one shot, you can’t talk your way outta that sh** come morning! After all, I have a reputation to maintain as a fine upstanding, politician…or should I say the last remaining fine, upstanding politician. Wipe that smirk off your face, I may be bat crap crazy, but at least I’m honest, which is more than I can say for most politicians. But that’s neither here nor there, & sadly, the random tangent just proves the bat crap crazy thing. But I’m okay with that…’cause us laid back, easy going Canadians are like that eh! It’s alright to admit you’re jealous…I know you wanna be…

Canadian Please!

Happy Fireworks Day North America! (Yeah, cause your kids DON’T call it that??!! Liars.). Don’t forget to post your @$#*%! Friday “funny”…don’t be shy, ya know ya wanna slut around! Leave your Twitter handle in the comment section if you’re looking for some new & exciting stalkers! Cheers to the long weekend, enjoy your drunken partying rest & relaxation & your hangover families!

Signed,

The Mayor!

*It bears noting that these two old high school friends came together on this project last Canada Day, for a patriotic way to celebrate. The entire thing, from lyrics, music, & video, was done in about 36 hours, completely on their own! I was suitably impressed! And for those visiting from The Canada Day Blog Party, be sure to check out my Wordless Wednesday: Canada Day Edition post for some more Canadian pride!