@$#*%! Friday!

Words Of Wisdom…

Just ’cause it made me laugh my ass off…& that’s what @$#*%! Friday!’s are all about in Crazy Town! Frankly, after the week I’ve had, a good giggle is exactly what I needed! With close friends of ours in the midst of moving, their 3 kidlets have been kinda campin’ out at my place for the last few days…which is fine, I love ‘em like my own & haven’t seen much of them lately, but 7 kids is 7 kids. That’s a whole helluva lot of mess…& food…& noise. On top of that, I’ve found myself thrust head first in to a new project that is quickly becoming very time consuming, leaving me posting for Crazy Town at the ridiculously obscene hour of 4 a.m. Granted, that was a ridiculously long post, but I’d been puttering at it for a few days, only needing to find the time to finish the damn thing. And take a shower. And eat. And maybe sleep frik. Needless to say, I’m not functioning at my best by this point…in fact, I’ve been so discombobulated, that I actually lost a day this week, & completely missed Wordless Wednesday. I posted Tuesday night…but somehow, I was under the misconception that it was actually Monday night. I think I was roofied. And I can’t quite figure out if there just aren’t enough hours in my day, or if there’s just too many hours in my day…either way, sh** still ain’t getting done despite my giving up showering, eating, & sleeping! So, I’m keepin’ it short & sweet today…that was the short, this is the sweet…after the whole spawn of Satan bat incident, I was teasing The Diva that she had missed her chance to join Edward & become a vampire. This was her response…Duh, Mom! My vampire bat is purple…AND sparkly! Don’t you get it Mom??!! Apparently I didn’t. But in keeping with the bat chat, & to give you all a sense of what our evening with him was like, I feel compelled to share THAT scene…the one I spoke of…from “The Great Outdoors”!

I used to find that scene absolutely hysterical…yeah, I don’t anymore. Now I just experience some horrible brand of Vietnam post traumatic stress flashback, & by the time this clip was done playing, I was curled in a ball on the floor, rocking back & forth, & maybe possibly, sucking my thumb.

Signed,

The Mayor!

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Tagged as: bat chat, Friday, Friday Funny, frikkin flashbacks, Great Outdoors, I think I was roofied dudes!, purple sparkly vampire bats??, Sexy Mr. Linky, Spawn of Satan, thumb sucker