@$#*%! Friday! (Canadian, Eh!)

by The Mayor!

Shut up, I know it’s not Friday yet, whaddya take me for?! But it IS a long weekend for most North Americans, & even though I’d like to say I did this solely for The Empress ’cause I’m just that frikkin’ giving, (bite me), that’s not the case. My mother recently shared this video with me, & I knew immediately I had to throw it up on July 1st, in celebration of Canada Day…handily enough, it also worked out great for me to join in the Canada Day Blog Party & connect with even more crazy Canucks. Yeah, that’s right, 2 posts in a row dudes, ya got an issue with national pride??!! And since I’m The Mayor, I made the executive decision to use it as my @$#*%! Friday! as well, even if it is Thursday…shut it, I can do whatever the hell I want in Crazy Town. Besides, selfish bitch that I am, I’d actually prefer to spend my holiday drinking myself under the table rather than blogging…or worse, blogging while drinking under the table. Which is like drunk texting everyone on the planet all in one shot, you can’t talk your way outta that sh** come morning! After all, I have a reputation to maintain as a fine upstanding, politician…or should I say the last remaining fine, upstanding politician. Wipe that smirk off your face, I may be bat crap crazy, but at least I’m honest, which is more than I can say for most politicians. But that’s neither here nor there, & sadly, the random tangent just proves the bat crap crazy thing. But I’m okay with that…’cause us laid back, easy going Canadians are like that eh! It’s alright to admit you’re jealous…I know you wanna be…

Canadian Please!

Happy Fireworks Day North America! (Yeah, cause your kids DON’T call it that??!! Liars.). Don’t forget to post your @$#*%! Friday “funny”…don’t be shy, ya know ya wanna slut around! Leave your Twitter handle in the comment section if you’re looking for some new & exciting stalkers! Cheers to the long weekend, enjoy your drunken partying rest & relaxation & your hangover families!

Signed,

The Mayor!

*It bears noting that these two old high school friends came together on this project last Canada Day, for a patriotic way to celebrate. The entire thing, from lyrics, music, & video, was done in about 36 hours, completely on their own! I was suitably impressed! And for those visiting from The Canada Day Blog Party, be sure to check out my Wordless Wednesday: Canada Day Edition post for some more Canadian pride!

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SparkleFarkle July 1, 2010 at 2:02 am

After viewing your video, I beg of you: PLEASE, LET ME BE CANADIAN!

Okay, how about just for today? Tomorrow? I know! How about on the Fourth of July? (<– I mean Fireworks Day.) That would surely drive my family and friends nuts, which would be reason enough to say “yes” to my request. At least think about it? Thanks!

P.S. *lights sparkler in your honor and waves it like its on fire. wait a minute, it is!*Happy Canada Day!
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Kimberly July 1, 2010 at 7:23 am

Just found you and your blog. So glad that I did. You are freakin’ hilarious! Love your sense of humor and take on life. Looking forward to more.
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The Empress July 1, 2010 at 7:53 am

I plan on being Canadian today. The Mayor said I could. And she’s the one who made Thursday, Friday…so there’s that…

Happy Canada Day to all my free flyin’ Canadians!

(P.S. We Americans secretly wish we were you, if we were to tell the truth.)
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The Empress July 1, 2010 at 7:58 am

Now, after that video? Well, I’d better start practicing saying Howse instead of haus. Because that’s what I’ll be looking for over there,

where I wanna be
the place that has no monarchy
gonna bring all my money
cuz you know I wanna be
canadian….
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jayda July 1, 2010 at 8:04 am

Happy Canada Day have a great day!
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Diana - Teacher Mom July 1, 2010 at 8:27 am

Happy Canada Day!

I have a giveaway. in honour of the Canada Day Blog Party.

Enjoy the blog hop!.
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Susan Margaret July 1, 2010 at 8:37 am

Thanks for the laugh this morning! Happy Canada Day!

Katrina July 1, 2010 at 10:11 am

That is a great video! Glad to be Canadian! :) Nice to “meet” you! Happy Canada Day!
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Tightwad July 1, 2010 at 10:47 am

Hey! Happy Canada Day, eh? Just dropping by from the blog party. Love your blog! Like, really!
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Calgarydaddy July 1, 2010 at 11:36 am

Happy Canada Day!

Jen July 1, 2010 at 11:49 am

Happy Canada Day!
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Motpg July 1, 2010 at 11:58 am

I would actually love to be Canadian but *sigh* I can always dream.
Really at the moment I’m glad it’s actually is Friday, don’t scare me like that I’m terrified of getting Senile: )
Happy Canada Day!
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Jennifer July 1, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Have an awesome Canada Day weekend full of fun and drunkeness! lol
I always see that lovely Nicole mention you over on the Mombshelter and thought I better drop by from the hop! I’m following you now!
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The Drama Mama July 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Happy Canada Day.

Stalk me: @poopscoopinmama

Come play my game?

spamgirl July 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Happy Canada Day! I’m visiting from the blog party! You’re a woman after my own heart LOL So glad I dropped by! I’m not sure if I want to be your running mate or run against you, though… Crazy Town is sort of where I was born :/

Twitter: antispamgirl
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Kate (This Mom) July 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Hi there! You are definitely hilarious! I’m your newest follower – visiting through the Blog Party.

Hope you’re having a great Canada Day!

Kate @ This Mom Loves
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Nolie July 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Happy Canada Day

Amanda W July 1, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Happy Canada Day! That video is so funny!

Nicole July 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Happy Canada Day!! So glad to have you joining the party :-)

Awesome, awesome video!!
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Jayme (The Random Blogette) July 1, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Happy Canada Day!
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CB July 1, 2010 at 10:00 pm

We call it ‘FIRECRACKER Day’!!!

Does this mean you’re not coming tomorrow???? Fine bitch.
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Tracy July 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm

Happy Canada Day :O) I love it! If I wasn’t working, I’d be taking full advantage of the festivities…..where’s my Tylenol at???
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Caitlin July 2, 2010 at 12:23 am

Darn you Canada and your catchy songs! I DO want to be Canadian now!

One thing I will say: I visited Toronto a few years ago on a band trip and was incredibly impressed with how clean everything was. Seriously.

Happy Canada Day!
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Sandra July 2, 2010 at 12:25 am

I came and I linked, and now I’m off to make some life long friendships! I love this shit! I can’t believe I was once the shy kid in school! Love you Mayor of Crazy Town, am thinking of moving there, maybe you’ll put through some law that states that kids aren’t allowed to ask for freezies…like ever!
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Stacie July 2, 2010 at 9:06 am

LOL Love it!!! Happy Canada Day!

Pamela July 2, 2010 at 9:39 am

Happy Canada Day! Fine, I’m a day late, but this is actually my Canada Day, since I worked yesterday instead. Love the Gunrolla vid – that’s one of the rare Canadian productions I’m actually proud of calling Canadian! Love Canada, but our tv/movie content usually bites, in a charmingly boring kind of way:)
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Momma Drama July 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Happy Fireworks Day North America! (Yeah, cause your kids DON’T call it that??!! Liars.). < CLASSIC! How'd you know that? Do you guys do fireworks to? Or are we the only awesome ones??

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!
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Momma Drama July 2, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I didn’t mean to link twice… OOOPS
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Alex@LateEnough July 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm

My Nana moved to the U.S. from Canada when she was like ten. And she NEVER changed her citizenship. We DO all want to be Canadians! But I’m only 25% {sigh}
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allison July 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Sorry I missed your party — I was at the cottage with eighteen of my in-laws drinking Moosehead and setting off Fireworks and eating red and white ice cream cake. Then we did the Canada Day quiz in the Ottawa citizen because my husband’s aunt never lets any party go by without a quiz, which I used to hate but I’ve gotten used to it. The quiz was way too easy this year — one question was actually “what is Canada’s national anthem”? WTF????!!!
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Lamb July 2, 2010 at 11:00 pm

WOO HOO HOO! HAPPY FIREWORKS DAY EVERYONE! ;)
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Julia July 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm

LOL Love that video! I posted it during the olympics all over twitter and again yesterday. It sticks in your head. Hope you had a great day!
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Tazim July 3, 2010 at 2:21 am

Hope you had a good Canada Day! Happy to have found your blog. Makes me laugh – love the video!
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ModernMom July 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Happy Belated Canada Day! I’m your newest follower:)

Shelagh July 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Great video!
I trust you have a beer in hand, feet in pool and BBQ lit this holiday weekend!
Fun to find you thanks to the Canada Day Blog Party!
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Mommycrat July 3, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Stopping by, belatedly, though the Canada Day Blog Party. So glad I did. I’ve never seen that video before. Hehehehe. I’m now following.

Hope you had a great Canada Day!
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SamiJoe July 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm

LOL–very nice to meet you. I am only making the rounds now–was near a computer to link up, but then not for a few days.

PLUS i had a July 2nd hangover….

Hope yours was a super day!
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Renegades July 1, 2011 at 11:12 pm

LOL at drunk texting the whole planet.

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