@$#*%! Friday!

by The Mayor!

For Sh**s & Giggles!

Why yes, I have been MIA lately, thank you for noticing…though I’m not certain if 6 days without posting actually qualifies. Granted, I have never left my post…get it, post??…for that long before, but I have my reasons. Since it’s @$#*%! Friday!, I’m not overly inclined to share them with you. I’d wind up getting run out of Crazy Town by angry villagers bearing fire torches & throwing sh** at me…like rotten tomatoes…or actual sh**…for bringing down the mood & being a whiny, punk ass bitch. Suffice it to say, when I lose my sh**, the writing is the first thing to suffer for it! But just because I’ve lost my sh**, does not, by any stretch, mean I would welcome you throwing all new sh** at me, so let’s move on from all of this depressing sh** & get back to the sh**s & giggles of @$#*%! Friday!

May I Have This Dance?

This video happens to be one of my first ever You Tube discoveries. Though that was a few years ago by now, & I’ve likely been assaulted by hundreds of internet videos in the interim, this remains one of my all time favourites. You may have seen it, given that it is still one of the most circulated internet videos thus far, but frankly, how can you get tired of watching sh** as brilliantly engaging as this?!

Yeah, don’t even try to tell me you weren’t on your feet shakin’ your money maker…whatever that may be for you! Personally, I believe this should be placed in a historical archives somewhere…dude totally nailed the Evolution Of Dance! Who among us did not spend the better part of our youth Kung Fu Fighting, with a few good hoofs to a sibling under the guise of dance? Which of you will dare to deny that you have never participated in spelling out Y.M.C.A with your arms flailin’ around in the air? Can you not recall drunkenly twisting a hole in the dance floor at almost every wedding you’ve ever attended…often right before you jump up & start flappin’ & clappin’ your ass off to the Chicken Dance like the damn fools we are. And I know you’ve all pulled out your best Greased Lightning moves somewhere in your glory days! As for me, I can’t deny that Hammer Time holds some wonderfully nostalgic memories of a happier, more innocent time…my lost youth. Sigh. Can’t touch this. Now be gone with you, I’ve fallen in love with this video all over again & simply can’t resist watching it again & again, shakin’ my money maker right along with him…& no, I will not tell you what my own particular money maker is, homie don’t play that sh**. Every girl knows it’s best left to the imagination anyways! Don’t forget to leave a little piece of yourself behind, Mr. Linky loves it when you play with him…yeah, you people are sick & twisted, get your minds outta the gutter!

Signed,

The Mayor!

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The Flying Chalupa August 12, 2010 at 10:38 pm

Yes, Mayor, you may have this dance and thank you for asking. Having recently returned from a friend’s wedding in Jersey, I have perfected my latest move, “The Jersey Shore Fist Pump.” I find it hugely satisfying, especially when done to clubby music with a beat that drills a hole in your heart.

Welcome back! Anything that involves dancing, I’m in.

themombshell August 13, 2010 at 5:14 am

dude do we need to meet in some seedy bar off the 401 to drown our sorrows in adult beverages (I’ll warn you tequilla makes me puke in my hair), I ‘m sure Pamela will be in if we tell her Rick Springfield will be making an appearnance (or even Leonard Cohen). We can show off our mad dance skillz! I will be back later with a post to link up if my kids stop throwing sh*t at me.
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The Mayor! August 13, 2010 at 8:00 am

Flying Chalupa, I am so in on the fist pumping action! Bring it on!

Mombshell….Yes, yes we do! Thankfully there are plenty of seedy bars along the 401, surely to God we can find one that has a washed up, drunken Rick Springfield lurking around….failing that, I’ll just stop by Pamela’s with my chloroform soaked rag….

Heligirl August 13, 2010 at 8:35 am

You so rock! And so do I. Can’t touch this! Yes mame. Thanks for the flashback and bringing back all those memories I’ve paid good money to have repressed. Oh well. :) Wish we lived closer so we could dress in our retro 80s gear, hit the seedy bars with the Mombshell and release our inner Strange Animal (yes, Jen’s a massive Gowan fan). Missed you darling!
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Pamela August 13, 2010 at 10:11 am

LOL! That video’s amazing. And not to worry Mombshell & Mayor – there will be no need for the chloroform (although Rick Springfield or Leonard Cohen would be sooo awesome – oh god, I’ve turned into an old-man whore!) just say the word my lovelies & I’ll be there :D
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themombshell August 13, 2010 at 11:26 am

Alright I posted a link. I’m all out of breath. When you read it you will understand why I need a drink!
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Alexandra August 13, 2010 at 11:38 am

Love the evolution of dance! Love it.

I’d be here today, you know it, but I’m guest posting showing off my smartliness side. (not a plug, just statement of fact. being polite, you know…)

Will visit your faithful followers/zombies, though, cuz we’re all together in this servitude to the mayor.

Have a great weekend, you know I truly love you, my petite flower.

allison August 13, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Miss you too. Email me if you need to vent. I had houseguests leave after a week today and spent the day being narcoleptic and then leaping up in a panic to finish my assignment, so other than me swearing about not being able to find any online encyclopedia entries about truffle hunting, today just wasn’t funny. Feel free to fling verbal abuse at me to get me blogging again.

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