@$#*%! Friday!…They’re Here!

by The Mayor!

Ah, Friday! That glorious day of the week that signals the arrival of those 48 hour whirlwinds that are my weekends…& all of the noise, mess, & chaos that comes part & parcel with the storm that is my children blowing through the house for 2 straight days. It’s also the day that I have set aside to share with you that which amuses me. Stuff like this Facebook status making the rounds today…

WARNING!!! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you’re in the shower, fondle your butt, and pinch you in uncomfortable places. To change this option, go to Privacy Settings> Personal Settings >Bathroom Settings > Fondling and Pinching Settings and uncheck the Shenanigans box. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy & paste on your status to alert the unaware!….

Seriously, I laughed my ASS off at that one…then changed my settings before said ass wound up being fondled or pinched! Better still were the comments after I copied it to my own status, such as…But why would I change that option?? Or this one…Can I set the Fondling and Pinching Settings to “friends only”? I often wonder how we ever made it through the day without Facebook to entertain us. I shudder to think of a world without it. But wait, there’s more! I happened to catch this commercial, oddly in keeping with my last post, A Haunting In Crazy Town…no word of a lie, just moments after posting it. A commercial that, given the timing, was both “Funny Ha Ha” AND “Funny Strange”…

Stranger still, when I grabbed it off of You Tube, I discovered that it’s over a year old. Yet, I’ve never seen it before, & it just happened to pop up at that particular moment in time. Plus, you know, here I was making references to the very same movie that gave clowns that creepy nightmarish image in the first place. I hate clowns. Because of that movie. That’s the last time I ever do a post poking fun at poltergeists. And I’m considering giving away our TVs…

Signed,

The Mayor!

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KLZ January 14, 2011 at 9:50 am

You know, sometimes a little ass fondling isn’t so bad. I’ve heard Facebook is pretty cute too.
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Sue - The Desperate Housemommy January 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I will be borrowing that status as well. Thanks for the tip. And the creepy clown gift? Made me jump when it moved. LIT-erally.
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kimmie January 14, 2011 at 3:06 pm

I LUV that commercial!!!

….and now I have to go change my Facebook settings. I have enough trouble without adding fondling and pinching.
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Alexandra January 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm

OH MY GOSH! I had to bust a lung on that one.

I HATE CLOWNS, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously have to start saving my money and get to Canada…

You all get me.

themombshell January 15, 2011 at 9:12 am

its the ass pinching thats’ the real invasion.
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Motpg January 15, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I’m here to put in my membership app for the sisterhood of clown haters! We know the truth right? I’m not even watching that vid right now because I Know What It Is!
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Tina @Cheltenham Festival Tickets January 18, 2011 at 9:09 am

Excellent post! I enjoyed watching the video, keep up the good work

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